Sunday, November 14, 2010

Relationship Advice

Ok... I must have written a dozen o posts that I haven't posted yet, just so I can post this first.

Heres the deal boys and girls.

This post is about relationships. If your not interested Skip to a different post, you might find something you like.

Alright now that the rest of you are here.. lets get this started... someone might actually learn something that they never noticed doing.

I must have known more 4 or 5 couples that are exactly like this.

The guy or the girl "usually guy" is an asshole/bitch. BUT for some reason they stay together!

If your friends with this couple, read this part:
Heres what you want to do and not do.... First of all, support your friend but dont bash on the other person even if they broke up... they will get back together, she/he will tell the other person and you will end up looking an douchbag.
There is no saving this person... they have to relaize it on their own. "look at the next part for more info"
So the best course of action for you is to give them a shoulder to cry on when they cry, be there for them when they need a distraction, but NEVER tell them what to do "dump his/her ass!" No no... bad idea.... just Stay out of it.


If you're that couple and you know it: read this part:
First of all congrats are in order! Most people would dismiss having a problem! But not you! ohh not you! :p
Ok now that your smiling "Yes I see you there..."


And if you wearent smiling your probably smiling now!

Nothing??


Ah fine...

Anyway... I wanna check if your in the right place.
-Have you been on and off with this person?
-Are you sad as much as you're happy when your around this person?
and the big one.. be honest

-Do you know, for a fact, that this person is wrong for you... for any reason what so ever?


If, answering this question, you feel your in the right place. Keep going.
If not, close this post and move on. "or link it to someone who might like it? ;p"


Alright... now that I have your attention.


This person probably cheated on you, beat you, or just is making you unhappy for a whole bunch of other reasons...
I know you guys are in love and you think this doesn't come that often.. and your 100% correct. Its not every day you find someone that makes you this happy... gives you these butterflies in your belly...
and all that crap... trust me.. I get it.

But this person... is one of the very few people that SHOULDNT be making you cry... the one person that you can open up your heart to without getting stabbed.
So... you see my point? Any good this person is doing to you, is being canceled out by how bad their making you feel. you see my point?
Seriously what the fuck are you doing?


For now this will conclude my relationship advice post... catch more of it later.

Signing off

Your resident Asshole, Wrex.

About damn time...

Alright here is the deal boys and girls.
Being my first post in a fresh blog, im going to break this down to you.

Im posting what I find is true. From my personal opinion to facts of science to simple observations.

Simple enough? Alright, lets get down to business.